So, here it is:
Malaysia is blessed with multi ethnics and race . We have the malays , chinese and the indians.
Each of those race have a special retarded breed.
Malays : Mat Rempit
Chinese : Ah Beng/LaLa
Indians : Mixture of Both
I would like explain to you about the breed called Ah Beng.
1. Ah Beng only applies to Chinese
2. They speak very broken english and when talking online they either talk with CAPITALS or LiKe ThAT.
3. They dress like some unducated fool. ( See Below )
Before proceeding , please take a look at the Ah Beng Classification Map.
First and foremost i would like to demonstrate an example sentence.
Example Sentence 1 : Oi Blader , Ordering the lice ady be ? what you's order . Got Pok or not ?
Translation : Oi Brother , Have you ordered rice ? What did you order . Did you order Pork ?
Example Sentence 2 ( Friendster ) : HeYZz , wAzZuP aH huAT eRe ! YoU vElY preTTy leHHs . Me caN be FriEnds wiTh yoUUz mA ? mE this yeAR 16 o ^^ . mE nO stuDY becAusE theY saY mE enGliSH kA nA sAi lO ! buT mE eNglisH vElY gooD mA ! nO mA ? mE feEl mE enGliSh velY goOd loH ! NevErMinDzZ lAH , yOu hoW maNy olD diS yeAR ? stUdY aT whEre sChOOL ?. HoPE to sEe yOu SoOnZ ! FriENDs fOreVEr !
My Opinion : As you can see the English level cannot be regarded as English , He thinks very highly of himself . He/She writes Friends Forever although they are not friends yet. Sigh.
Example 3 ( Messenger )
WHAT YOU'S NAME ?
Why ? JUST ASKING LAH. YOU VELY PRETTY MAHS
Oh , No Lah where got ?
GOT LAH , SO PRETTY LEH . MY BIRD ALSO BIG BIG LIAO.
OH NOTHING LAH . SMALL GIRL GIRL DONT NEED KNOW
SO HOW MANY OLD YOU ?
15. Between where did you get my MSN from ?
FRIENDSTER LOH . YOU POST YOUR PRETTY PIC PIC . I SEE LIAO THEN I ADD YOU HERE LOH . ME CAN BE FRENZ YOU MA ?
I guess so.
WHAT IS GUESS ? IS THE BRAND A . THE QUESTION MARK BRAND. I GOT LEH , I BOUGHT SUNGEI WANG . GOT ONE BIG ? THEN WRITE THERE GUESS WAN HOR ? WHAT MEAN LEH .
OKAY LOH , YOU STUDY WHERE ?
Didnt i write it in my profile ?
I NEBERSEE KUA. SOLI
Nevermid. Gtg Bye
*Blocks The Ah Beng*
Ah Beng never see's the girl online ever again but is too stupid to ever think that she blocked him.
Example 4 ( Gaming )
Ah Beng : I FUCKING PRO LEH !! WHO LOSE PAPA MAMA DIE AT MIDNIGHT 12.00 , WHO LEAVE ALSO PAPA MAMA DIE.
*Ah Beng dies after five minutes*
Ah Beng : YOU FUCKER LAH ! PLAY CHEAT !
*Ah Beng leaves the game*
They like to caps and say the word FUCK when gaming because they think it shows their level of pro-ness . They pick on people's father mother and always state midnight as the time to die . Reason because they always receive chainmail from their ah beng friend's . This chainmail is being circulated over and over again in their circle of Ah Beng.
Lastly , i would like to explain how Ah Beng's dress-up
1. A striking hair colour is a must . It symbolizes their coolness . Presenting the famous Ah Beng " Hair " .
Ex Beng Style.
current beng style
2. The next must have thing is the TINTED GLASSES .
3. Their Shirt must have at LEAST two colours . Any shirt less than two colours will not be worn by them . The more the colour , the cooler they are . The Ah Beng hypothesis.
The Most Famous Ah Beng/Lala Shirt In Malaysia.
Then their girlfriend will be like that. [Also known as the LaLas.]
4. OH. when it comes to pants . this is the most disastrous. You know those pants with those straps ? Yeah , you get the picture now dont you .
Yeah I Know It's Familiar.
---End of email.---
So, know we'd learned more about the Lalas/Ah bengs.Question.
Are You one of them?